[[We see Matt, sitting in the living room and talking on the phone.]] Matt: No, it doesn't matter if... Yes, I agree we have to be constructive... [[Close-up of Matt's face]] Matt: Look, I just want an army of homosexuals humping in the conference committee rooms on Capital Hill live on C-Span. [[We now see Ian and J.M., now realizing the mistake they've made.]] J.M.: No more handing the phone to Matt to wish our friends a happy birthday. Matt: Can you do that for me, Todd? Your name IS Todd, right?