[[JM is at the kitchen table as Ian walks in.]]
JM: Morning, Ian. Sleep well?
Ian: Wee.we.eeeewwwwwphtt.... geh...rebg
[[Ian breaks off part of his hair.]]
<<SNAP! Crunch>>
Ian: Hhhhbttt.... geh...p..rrrblme
[[Ian tosses his piece of hair.]]
 Ian: PHEB!-Snh...reblwrrrrblmenpeh
JM: You knew the basement bedroom would be cold when you picked it.
Ian: *Mudder* Gwee.wewwwphhhbttt.... geh...ree rrrblmenpeh..