[[Ian is talking to a girl with green and black striped hair.]]
Narrator: Like many first-year cons, ConnectiCon suffered from what might be politely called "organizational issues."
Ian: Okay, we just found out we're giving a Photoshop tutorial, but we're missing a scanner, a mouse, and a computer with Photoshop.
[[A woman holds up a huge shirt in front of her; only her face and hands can be seen.]]
Narrator: The last XXL shirt got sold to a tiny woman.
Woman: I'll alter it, and wear it as a dress.
[[Matt is modeling a purple shirt to Ian.]]
Narrator: Matt got to wear a totally awesome shirt
Ian: Shiney.
[[Matt is on the phone with Ian beside him.]]
Narrator: Ian was introduced to Matt's friends
Matt: Hey Andy, what's happening in your room?
Andy: We're all wearing pants! -Snicker- Okay, that's a lie.