[[A bar somewhere. A Moogle is sitting at the bar, with Darth Malak from KotOR on the left]]
Malak: *cough* So...
Moogle: Hmm? Malak: How'd YOU turn to the Dark Side?
[[A desert. The moogle, now seen from the front, is on the left of the panel. A Stormtrooper is on the right]]
Stormtrooper: -CLICK- Dude, that is SO a Dark Side Point.
Moogle: What? That Sith? So I threw him in the lava. Big deal. Sith are always falling down holes. Heck, it's practically part of their life cycles.
Stormtrooper: -CLICK- No, the other one.
Moogle: What about him? He's still alive. Look, he's rolling round and everything.
Stormtrooper: -CLICK- You stabbed him in the groin with a light saber.
[[The same location as before, but the Stormtrooper is reeling back, obviously in pain, while the Moogle looks bored. And there's now a lightsaber coming out of the Stormtrooper's groin.]]
Stormtrooper: All I'm saying is that's just COLD. The lava guy got off lucky considering how sick and twi-
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[[Same location as the first scene, but from the front. Malak is leaning away from the Moogle, his eyes wide with fear. The Moogle is calmly sipping a mug of something.]]