Ian: Move into a house? What's wrong with here? I like it here.
JM: Face it Ian, here sucks.
JM: With all the garbage we have to put up with from the university, why would you want to stay in this little rathole?
JM: I mean, really...
JM: ...Uh, Ian?
Ian: *Whimper*
[[Ian has puppy dog eyes and is cowering and hugging his computer hard drive.]]
JM: We could get DSL for the house.
Ian: Oh. Okay then.