Voiceover: Join us now for Ian's E3 adventures!!! Watch Ian as he... ...Visits the nintendo booth!
[[Ian is still and expressionless]]
Voiceover: ...Sees a private showing of EVIL GENIUS!
Offscreen: This trap blows the secret agents through the fire and into a *shark* tank!
[[Ian remains still and expressionless]]
Voiceover: ...Watches the HALF-LIFE 2 demo!
[[Ian does not change]]
Voiceover: ...visits the FINAL FANTASY booth!
[[Ian becomes psychotic/deranged]]
Ian: That's not the right armor! That's level 50 armor! Why don't you show them a video of a character beating on a RABBIT for 20 hours, you bastards!?!
Voiceover: ...Sees SPLINTER CELL 3!
[[Ian returns to being still & emotionless]]
Voiceover: ...Has his mechanical heart replaced by his soulless masters!
[[A doctor with a monocle is seen working on robotic innards of Ian - who is still and emotionless]]