[[Ian lies on the couch, Matt and JM are standing next to him]] JM: Guys, we need to divvy up some responsibility on cleaning the kitchen, because I'm tired of doing it all myself. Ian: I'm exempt. JM: Ian, the microwave is filthy too. Ian: I don't use the microwave. JM: What do you eat, then? [[Ian tosses a small box]] <<-TWIP->> Ian: Yo. JM: These...are tic-tacs. Ian: They have two calories each. Ian: I eat enough daily for three meals. Matt: It's true, he does. JM: I'd still like help cleaning the kitchen. Ian: Sorry. Ian: My legs haven't worked for two days.