[[Final exam worksheet for CS302 in 2005. Grade is 72/100. Name is Ian McConville.]]
Final Exam: 1.) Write out a [[something crossed out]] advertisement for [[lots of stuff crossed out]] a contraceptive. Show all your steps and work organization. Be creative. [[College student in school uniform.]]
College student: Hey baby.
Caption: Troubled with those unneeded and unwanted urges? Fear not, with Head-Crab Brand Contraceptive!
[[Head Crab had grabbed ahold of college student's face.]]
College student: SCREEEEEE!
<<CRUNCH>>
Caption: Simply apply vigorously to your head. (Screaming is to be expected.)
[[Half-life 2 scientist looks at Head Crab.]]
Caption: Congratulations! No one is pregnant, No one has an STD, and you can get on with the rest of your day! Best of all, it'll last your whole life! Which is probably the next half hour.
Caption: Warning: May cause lack of sex drive, bleeding, zombification, and crowbar wounds from time-traveling physicist professors.
Head Crab Logo: HeadCrab Brand Aggressive Contraceptive System
[[Matt reads the exam with Drew behind him.]]
Matt: You gave Ian 72% for this?
Drew: It was that or he retakes the class.