[[Matt and Ian are standing outside while it is snowing. Ian is wearing a black fedora.]] Matt: You know... middle school sucked. Ian: Right. [[Close-up of Matt's head.]] Matt: I was in a black hole of depression for most of college, and post-graduation has been a long string of disappointments. [[Shot of Matt and Ian from behind. Ian looks visibly surprised.]] Matt: High school really WAS the best days of my life. Ian: Stop that. You're scaring the hell out of me.
