[[Ian sits in front of his computer]]
Ian: Hey! Why can't I graduate?
Ian: I'm pressin' the button on the website here but it isn't working. Watch me go.
<<Click Click>>
Matt: It says you're missing Univ 101.
Ian: The hell's that?
Matt: It's the one that tells you how to study and use a day planner and stuff.
Ian: I can't graduate because I didn't take the class that tells you how to make it through college?
Matt: This explains a LOT.