If We Went To Mac World New York 2002 Anthony would stalk booth to booth collecting the heads of developers who failed to port their games to the Mac... He's weird like that.
[[A grinning Anthony holds a blue lightsaber and a large bag over his shoulder while two developers hide behind an overturned table.]]
Developer 1: Shit! He just took out the Sierra booth and he's coming this way!!
Developer 2: ..Promotional items! I repeat we need more free promotional items to distract him with! Ian of course would spend the entire after show boat party trying to convince Matt Soell to hire him as an intern.
Ian: Come on, this would be my dream job to work at Bungie! I do this kind of stuff in my FREE time.
Matt Soell: So you'd work for free? Ian: Um, I guess so...
Matt Soell: Okay, you're hired. Ian: REALLY?!?
Matt Soell: Your first duty will be to stay exactly 5 miles away from me at all times.
Ian: But we're in the middle of the New York harbor...
Matt Soell: Here's a spoon, you better start paddling, art boy. Finally, Cthulhu would swallow a 1d10 people every round.
<<Munch munch>>