Jon: Hey, weren't you due at work an hour ago?
Ian:Sort of. They had me guarding the outside merchandise tonight.
[[Zoom out to reveal Ian, who is playing video games]]
Jon: Aren't you worried about getting, I dunno, FIRED?
Ian: Nah, it's cool...
[[Scene changes to outside a K-Mart. A dummy has been posted (by Ian) to
guard the merchandise with a sign saying "Attention Thieves: BOO!"
Ian's boss is present.]]
Ian: I arranged a substitute.
Ian's Boss: I'm going to have to have words with that boy.