Ian: This is bad. I'm not prepared for this exam, and my grade is hanging by a thread. I could copy my notes to an index card and probably pass... Good Conscience?
Good Conscience: Ian, falsehood rends the very fabric that binds humanity! Don't do it!
Ian: Cthulhu? Cthulhu: Bht'k fnngrl yachrn R'ylyeh HRUNNG'JAH t'frog pdanscha, fomdragh hun daiyonths chundv-hyher toinghar!
Ian: Well, that's an idea, but I don't even know where the sunken city of R'lyeh is, much less how to awaken the old gods slumbering within.
Cthulhu: Bah.
Good Conscience: Ian, just don't cheat, ok? Please?