Ian: This is bad. I'm not prepared for this exam, and my grade is
hanging by a thread. I could copy my notes to an index card and
probably pass... Good Conscience?
Good Conscience: Ian, falsehood rends the
very fabric that binds humanity! Don't do it!
Cthulhu: Bht'k fnngrl yachrn R'ylyeh HRUNNG'JAH t'frog pdanscha,
fomdragh hun daiyonths chundv-hyher toinghar!
Ian: Well, that's an idea, but I don't even know where the sunken city
of R'lyeh is, much less how to awaken the old gods slumbering within.
Good Conscience: Ian, just don't cheat, ok? Please?