[[2003 Precious Marcon Moments]]
[[Bizzar phone conversation + elevator ride: We see Ian standing by a
girl on her cell phone.]]
Girl: ...Yeah I know. He's such an ass. My boyfriend doesn't understand
that if he only wants sex three times a week, I'm going to look
elsewhere and he's going to have to deal. I mean COME ON! I'm nineteen,
and a women's sexual peak is thirty-five. Like hell I'm slowing down for
him...
[[Anthony + Mechwarrior figure Clix: Ian is sitting at a table with
Anthony. The table is covered in Mechwarrior figure Clix toys.]]
Anthony: I have a problem...
[[Anthony + cross-dressing cosplayer: Anthony stands next to a Sailor
Moon cosplaying mustached man.]]
Sailor Moon Man: I can dress up like this because I'm secure with my
masculinity.
Anthony: Even so, you're still wearing a bra.
[[Marcon + beer: A lanky Aquaman cosplayer stands next to a bald fat
dude in a wheelchair]]
Aquaman: See the beauty about this costume is that I know I'm nothing to
look at on my own. But when a lady sees me in this, she thinks, "Yeah,
I'd sleep with Aqua-Man!"
Bald wheelchair dude: Man, if I could have one wish, it'd be to breathe
under water.
[[Anthony and another guy are playing video games.]]
Anthony: Damnit! Who the hell is SUSAN? She got the flag again.
Guy: I think that's Rob's girlfriend. Funny, I thought she said she
hated Halo, yet she's kicking ass.
[[Next room over. Ian + 6 AM: Ian is playing video games with some other
guys, their table is adorned with bottles, cups, and even a flask.]]
Ian: BOO - YA! Feel the wrath of Susan!!