{{title text: Marcon 2004: Another Age (crossed out, replaced with "Anthony's Rage")}}
{{title text: anthony + drunkard in cab}}
[[Anthony punches Man in cab in face]]
Man in cab: Hey fisherman! Nice tackle box! Going to go fish up a-
<<SMASH!>>
{{title text: ian + breakfast}}
[[Ian is sitting, decidedly happy, infront of a bucket of gravy with a spoon]]
Ian: Mmmm... Gravy...
{{title text: anthony + drunk girl with air gun}}
[[Anthony is in the shadows, eyeing off Drunk girl with air gun]]
Drunk girl with air gun: Air guns are fun. And no one gets hurt!
{{title text: ian + nice Mac Hall readers}}
[[Ian holding CD in paper case, with raised eye brows in amazement]]
nice Mac Hall reader: Here, that program will let you burn files off your HD even if your OS is busted.
Ian: Oooo..
{{title text: anthony + dumb-ass mage}}
[[Anthony punches dumb-ass mage in face]]
dumb-ass mage: I cast a maximized fireball on Anthony!
<<-BIF->>
<<OMFG WTF!?!>>
{{title text: ian + Unreal Tournament Contest}}
[[Man in Star-Trek costume is holding a copy of UT:2004]]
Man in Star-Trek costume: Congrats. Here's the grand prize: A copy of Unreal Tournament 2004.
Ian: EEEEE!
[[Anthony and Ian are playing X-Box, both looking happy]]
Anthony: Best Marcon ever.
Ian: Indeed.