[[JM is holding a newspaper. Ian is holding a bottle of glue.]]
JM: So, heard the big news?
Ian: What big news?
JM: I took the liberty of saving you a
copy of the front page.
[[The front page of a newspaper is shown. The headline reads "K-Mart
Files For Bankruptcy, Thousands to lose jobs." In the accompanying photo
is a K-Mart manager with his empty pants pockets out as he shrugs. In
the background of the photo can be seen Ian riding in a shopping cart.]]
[[A happy Ian is looking at the newspaper alongside JM, while Matt hangs
upside from the ceiling, having been glued there.]]
Ian: Well cut me in half and call me a munchkin, because ding-dong the
witch is dead.
JM: I thought you'd enjoy that.
Matt: Um, a little help here?
