[[JM is reading a newspaper.]] JM: So have you started looking for off-campus housing yet? Ian: I thought we were just going to live here again next year. JM: We can't. They're kicking upperclassmen out. Haven't you heard about this? People are already moving out. Ian: WHAT!? Ian: I thought we were guaranteed housing! JM: Well, that was sort of implied, but there's a lot more people in the incoming class who want to live on campus, so they changed the policy. Ian: LIES! JM: Yes, well... Ian: LIES AND TRICKERY! JM: I'll bring you the apartment classifieds once you calm down.