Ian: Water balloons filled with paint, check...
JM: You can call off the assault, Schwarzkopf. They're letting us stay.
Ian: Eh?
JM: The whole thing was a bluff. Once enough people moved off campus, they said everyone else can keep living here.
Ian: More trickery?
JM: More trickery.
Ian: At least now I don't have to explain to Matt why I'm storing tarantulas in his room.
Matt: AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ian: Oh, he found them.