[[Matt and Ian are on-stage, and Ian's cat is on his head. Matt is standing behind a podium with "Mac Hall" written on it, and Ian is beside him pressing a switch.]]

Matt: We at Mac Hall would like to clear up some of the rumors surrounding yesterday's link to our site by the popular Penny Arcade. The link was given in good faith by Tycho and at no time was any impropriety involved. <<--click-->>

[[Scene changes to reveal Gabe and Tycho from Penny Arcade holding sacks of money.]]

Matt: For instance, Gabe and Tycho were not paid off by us. Especially not with hefty sacks of cash. That rumor is totally untrue.

[[Scene changes again to Meg Sagi holding onto a rope attached to a helicopter. She is also holding some money.]]

Matt: Furthermore, it is also untrue that PVC-clad agent Meg Sagi was dispatched to Seattle to butter up to Tycho by wining and dining both him and his wife.

[[Scene changes back to Ian and Matt.]]

Ian: In reality, she was probably wearing regular pants at the time.