[[It is a dark and stormy night]]
Narrator: A night like any other???
Narrator: Or is it?
Narrator: Tonight, a lone avenger stalks the corridors of Mac Hall.
Narrator: Tonight, the guilty will be punished for their crimes.
Narrator: Tonight, one man's thirst for revenge will finally be quenched!
[[Alan writes on a dry-erase board]]
[[dry-erase board displays: "For Anal Sex and Cake, apply within ---DREW"]]
Narrator: And so begins the semester's first whiteboard insult war.