Ian: Hi everybody. We've had a lot of people tell us that JM and Matt look too much alike. So, Matt whipped up a quick diagram to help you tell the difference. Show 'em, Matt.
Matt: Okay, here we go.
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[[Diagram labeled with salient features of JM and Matt]]
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[[JM: whistles]]
Ian: That was... informative.
Matt: Who the hell's been writing on my diagram!?