Sean: You know what I really don't like about working at a local newspaper? Every time something happens in my territory, I feel personally insulted when they stereotype my people there. They can't even do a hard news story without slipping in "such and such, in the kooky liberal enclave of..." or "blah blah blah, aging left-wing activists and food co-ops."
Sean: If you read all this, you'd think my town is some hippy-dippy commune swarming with rejects from the Summer of Love who are to full of ideals and peyote to unwedge their Birkenstocks from their own asses.
Matt: Sean, everything you just said is absolutely true.
Sean: That still doesn't mean CNN can say it. Bull SHIT, that's my job!