[[A pink, shirtless super villain labeled with the name "The Homosexual Agenda" stands tall with his flaming red arms folded]]
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[[The Homosexual Agenda continues standing around with hands now on his hips]]
[[The Homosexual Agenda smiles at Risu, who appears staring angrily back at him]]
[[The Homosexual Agenda looks worryingly at Risu, who now has a hand on her hip]]
Risu: Change your character, Matt. The Homosexual Agenda: Aw, come on! I worked hard on this one!
The Homosexual Agenda: I wrote him a backstory and everything.
[[The scene changes to a black-and-white flashback, where a faceless man in a white coat holds a clipboard]]
Narration: A respected gay rights activist, he got his flame powers from falling into a vat of radioactive self-warming personal lubricant.
[[The man falls into the vat]]
[[The man pulls himself back out again, completely covered in lube]]
Narration: His mind warped, he now fights to make it not just tolerated... but MANDATORY.
[[The scene changes back to the conversation between The Homosexual Agenda and Risu, who still looks upset]]
Risu: It's going to offend people.
The Homosexual Agenda: Big deal. We're villains.
Risu: When the admins see you, they're going to ban you, me and everyone in a ten-foot RADIUS.
[[Risu points accusingly at The Homosexual Agenda]]
The Homosexual Agenda: Fine. Fine. This from a guy who can't even role-play his own gender...
[[With The Homosexual Agenda gone, Risu now stares angrily at The Nocturnal Abortion, a sinister-looking dark surgeon a hook for a hand, a cybernetic eye, a male symbol on his chest, and a lock on his waist]]
Narration: Later that Day!
The Nocturnal Abortion: So, now what?