[[ An apple imessage chat window ]]

Matt: I need to tell you something that will make you made, but you have to promise not to kick e in the face...

Jes: I promise nothing.

Matt: I lost our convention booth kit.

Jes: That was over $1200 in prints and supplies!!

Matt: ...sorry....

Jes: -sigh- Alright... We'll work this out. Ian and I will see you in Connecticut.

[[ One week later: at Connecticon ]]

[[ Ian, holding Matt by the neck of their shirt.]]

Ian: I'M GOING TO HIT YOU TILL PRINTS COME OUT!!