[[Living room. Ian looks in on Matt]] Ian: Your cousin is on the phone. Something about a baby. Matt: Ooo. [[Matt has picked up the phone]] Matt: 7 pounds, 13 ounces? Hefty! Ian: (off-frame) I don't know what the big deal is with kids. They are not hard to get. [[Camera focus pulls back to show Ian pontificating, with Matt covering the receiver of the phone with his hand.]] Ian: You just head to the mall and grab one up. And when you get tired with them, they are bio-degradable. Matt: You're not allowed near my family. [[Dialogue box: Lena Dimitrievna Kozyrev, Dec. 13, 2004.]]