[[Living room. Ian looks in on Matt]]
Ian: Your cousin is on the phone. Something about a baby.
Matt: Ooo.
[[Matt has picked up the phone]]
Matt: 7 pounds, 13 ounces? Hefty!
Ian: (off-frame) I don't know what the big deal is with kids. They are not hard to get.
[[Camera focus pulls back to show Ian pontificating, with Matt covering the receiver of the phone with his hand.]]
Ian: You just head to the mall and grab one up. And when you get tired with them, they are bio-degradable.
Matt: You're not allowed near my family.
[[Dialogue box: Lena Dimitrievna Kozyrev, Dec. 13, 2004.]]