[[JM is on the phone with Matt, Micah & Kermit, and Ian behind him.]] JM thinking: A while ago, I'd finally convinced everyone to go in on the house... JM: Borris? We'd like to take that house I was looking at yesterday. Micah: Kermit wants to sex you up. Yes he does. [[JM is in the bathroom shaving with a haggard looking Jon beside him.]] <<Bzzzzzz...>> Jon: Hang on. How come you never asked me if I wanted to move out of those crappy dorms? <<...zzzzz...>> JM: Jon, you flunked out years ago. You didn't live there. You just slept all day and played our video games. Jon: I fail to see the distinction.