[[Ian crouches next to a cardboard box pulling orange toy packages from it and using them to restock a retail rack]]
Narrator: Test Case: Ian McConville
Narrator: A young man forced by circumstances to work the night shift at a BIG K-MART Narrator: Six nights a week, from 6 PM to 8 AM, he refills the shelves with the trifles of civilization that consumers have depleted the day before.
Narrator: How long can he last in these conditions?
Narrator: When will his mind begin to crumble?
[[Ian stands in between a manager and another employee looking twitchy]]
Narrator: About two weeks ago, would be our guess.
Manager: McConville, is there any reason you've stacked three cases of Pokemon toys the wrong way around?
Employee: They were looking at him, sir.
{{title text: Shop Smart, S Mart.}}