[[JM sits at his computer, annoyed, Ian is yelling from out-of-frame]]
Ian: YOU TOTAL BITCH! HOW COULD YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS? FINE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! NEVER! DO YOU HEAR ME? NEVER! GET OUT!
[[Ian is sitting, wide-eyed, apologizing to an 'english' book]]
Ian: Oh geez??? Look, I'm sorry, I didn't those things I said. Geez, I'm sorry.
JM: Ian's always had an abusive relationship with the written language. It's just only obvious during midterms.
Ian: I need you baby, please. Come back to me. Come back to Big Daddy Ian.