[[JM is reading the newspaper, Matt is reading a book]]
JM: Lately there's been a lot of stories in the media about how casual sex is "in" among female college students.
Matt: Funny. Matt: I'm still not getting any.
JM: ...
JM: What about that girl who tried to seize your crown jewels last weekend?
Matt: Oh, her?
Matt: I'm pretty sure she was just joking around.
Matt: I don't know, JM.
Matt: Why do all the girls only go after jerks?
JM: I was just wondering that too.