[[Kevin, drooling Greeter, and Wal*Mart supervisor standing In a Wal*Mart]]
Supervisor: Welcome to your first day here at Wal-Mart, Kevin. Let me show you around and take you to your position. This is the greeter's section. He gets paid to do absolutely nothing. You won't be working here.
[[Attractive young woman replaces greeter]]
Supervisor: This is the checkout area. We mostly put the young, attractive women in this section. You won't be working here.
[[Ian replaces young woman.]]
Supervisor: These are the stockers. We basically give them free money for a job a monkey could do. You won't be working here.
[[Crazy-looking boy replaces Ian]]
Supervisor: This is the back room. I don't know if these guys actually do anything at all. I suspect they steal as much free stuff as they want. You won't be working here.
Kevin: So I'll be doing what...?
[[A rabid-looking, screaming yellow face is held behind bars.]]
Supervisor: This is where we keep the smiley-face locked up. You'll be his keeper, Mr. Mcconville. Here's your whip. Careful. The last guy was horribly mauled.