[[Top-third shot of JM slightly frowning]]
JM: I'm sorry, Ian, but I just can't stand living here anymore. Everything's always a mess, you can't sleep at night because some jackhole is having a party, I don't have any privacy with my girlfriend...
[[Close-up of Ian, JM in background]]
Ian: Girlfriend? You've never had a girlfriend.
[[Panoramic shot of JM at far left, back of Ian on far right looking at several computer screens]]
JM: Yes I have. I've had three since we started college.
[[Close-up of JM's neckline, showing half of the Super Pimp Superman-based logo on his shirt]]
JM: I don't wear this shirt for nothing, you know.
[[JM and Ian facing each other from across each side of panoramic shot]]
Ian: If you've had girlfriends, how come you've never introduced any of them to us?
[[Helen walking away with irritated look on her face, Micah following after with creepy expression]]
Helen: I'm not listening to any of this.
Micah: Deny all you want! From this Thursday forth, the Men of Mac Hall will tolerate your vaginal tyranny no longer!
[[JM and Ian side-by-side with tired expressions]]
Ian: Oh yeah.