Marriage Officiate: And do you, Bill, promise to love and uphold, cherish and protect, et cetera and et cetera...
Ian: Psst... take one and pass it on.
JM: What's this?
Ian: It's a big basket of crosses, isn't it?
JM: OK... what's it for?
Ian: I don't know. Maybe Bill got them wholesale.
JM: You can never go wrong with more crosses I guess.
Anthony: Check me out. I'm twelve times as holy as I used to be.