Off-screen 1: SO THIS IS THE ISSUE... WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR AGES AND YET THE MOMENT YOU
DISAPPEAR OFF TO COLLEGE YOU EXALT SOME OTHER BUNCH OF GEEKS ON THE
INTERNET. WHERE's OUR PIECE OF THE ACTION? WHY NEVER US?
Off-screen 2: Anthony's right. What's the deal? How come it's not OUR caroonized images gracing the internet?
Matt: GOOD LORD! What the hell did you do to him?
Anthony: NOTHING! I JUST SMASHED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL ONCE! MAYBE TWICE Ian: BROCKY, ANTHONY, MATT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... FOR A SIZABLE CHUNK OF MY LIFE THE THREE OF YOU HAVE RIDICULED ME, MOCKED ME, ABUSED ME, AND ON AT LEAST ONE OCCASION BEATEN ME UNTIL I LOST CONCIOUSNESS. AND YET YOU WANT ME TO GLORIFY YOU?
Brocky: He's right. I guess the best we can hope for is that he doesn't draw us dressed as ballerinas or something.