Off-screen 1: SO THIS IS THE ISSUE... WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR AGES AND YET THE MOMENT YOU
DISAPPEAR OFF TO COLLEGE YOU EXALT SOME OTHER BUNCH OF GEEKS ON THE
INTERNET. WHERE's OUR PIECE OF THE ACTION? WHY NEVER US?
Off-screen 2: Anthony's right. What's the deal? How come it's not OUR caroonized
images gracing the internet?
Matt: GOOD LORD! What the hell did you do to
him?
Anthony: NOTHING! I JUST SMASHED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL ONCE! MAYBE TWICE
Ian: BROCKY, ANTHONY, MATT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... FOR A SIZABLE CHUNK
OF MY LIFE THE THREE OF YOU HAVE RIDICULED ME, MOCKED ME, ABUSED ME, AND
ON AT LEAST ONE OCCASION BEATEN ME UNTIL I LOST CONCIOUSNESS. AND YET
YOU WANT ME TO GLORIFY YOU?
Anthony: TOUCHE.
Brocky: He's right. I guess the best we can hope for is that he doesn't draw us
dressed as ballerinas or something.