Drew: Maybe when you're a senior they'll let you have a room like the one they showed you on the tour, but until then you're getting packed like a sardine. Deal.
Drew: The computer science building? It's up that way. Follow the heart-rending sobs of students just realizing they've sentenced themselves to the most mind-numbing profession on earth.
Drew: Blue light phones? HA! In a robbery you'd be dead before you could push the alarm! DEAD!
JM: They're going to arrest you for this one day.
Drew: The truth will set me free.