Narrator: Somewhere in the den of scum and villainy knwon as Machall....
Mr. Cynical: ...so that's our offer man!!..
Ian: Now wait a minute, you just can't come in here expecting that we'll link a strip like yours..
Ian: We have standards you know..
Ian: We have our readers to think about..
Ian: We have...
[[Moses Gunn snaps his fingers]]
[[Two anime-looking girls are captioned "HO'S!!"; Moses Gunn hands Matt a catalogue]]
Ian: Hellllo, ladies!!!
Matt: *sigh*, well you at least have anything less anime?
Moses Gunn: Brother, I got everything..
Moses Gunn: I even got Digimon in my stable!