[[Ian and Matt are alternatively shown sitting in recliners, listening to job interviewers, with Ian in the first panel.]] I'm sorry, but we don't really have any illustration jobs open at the moment for... ...someone of your relative inexperience in the field of journalism, but... ...we encourage you to come back once you've built up a more substantial portfolio of... ...newspaper clippins, preferably with more relevance to the position you're applying for. Ian: The thing that bugs me is, when they ask why I've only worked at K-Mart, they don't get the irony. Dark voice: you must spawn more overlords Ian: Bite me! Matt: I can't believe I even got turned down for the goddamn school newspaper.