[[At the newspaper office where Matt works, one of his coworkers, an editor, is answering the phone]]
Caller: Hey, you guys have a missing period on page three! Haw haw! Don't you have any PROOFREADERS at your paper?
Editor: Yes, you're speaking to one now. In fact, I read over a hundred stories yesterday. Just out of curiosity, how many did you read?
[[The editor's facial expression stays the same]]
Caller: Hey! Editor: Oh, and let me ask you, did you make any mistakes at your job yesterday? Oh, right, you probably don't HAVE ONE.
[[The editor is still on the phone, but looking at something on his computer instead of paying attention]]
Caller: Hey, are you there? Speak up!
Editor: I'm sorry, I must have accidentally had my finger on the mute button. What were you saying?