[[JM is standing behind Drew glaring at him]]
JM: You bastard.
Drew: Sorry, I must have missed the "Circle-JM" brand on the hind-quarters.
[[Ian is standing behind Matt as he searches for a job on his computer]]
Ian: Job hunt?
Matt: Yeah, nine bucks an hour doesn't stretch like it used to. This site here takes your profile and returns matches you're qualified for. Like a dating site, only more chances you'll wind up getting screwed.
Ian: Done some research on that, huh?
<<Sounds of typing on keyboard>>
Matt: Bachelor's Degree... Previous experience... Salary requirements... Search.
[[Matt gets a solemn glare on his face]]
[[Ian has an amused grin as he looks at the search results]]
Matt: "Sperm donor"?
Ian: "We currently have high demand for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men."