Reader: Hey, Ian. How come you haven't said anything about Morrowind's latest expansion? I mean it's been out for months now and you haven't made a peep. Ian: Well, I haven't really gotten to play it that much with all my side projects and such, but I can sum up what I've played thus far of it, if you want... [[Character stands on a snow-covered hill. It is snowing.]] Character: Cool snow! [[A bear suddenly appears and adopts an aggressive pose]] Bear: I'm a bear! [[Bear proceeds to devour Character]] <<Slash Bite Claw>> Ian: Yeah... that about sums it up. Later, Ian.
