[[In the newspaper office where Matt works, a perky young woman with a clipboard approaches Matt.]]
Matt: So what's this all about?
Perky woman: Just a little workshop to help you present yourself to employers.
Perky woman: First question: What have you learned in your time here?
Matt: How to slide by on natural ability without exerting myself too much.
[[The perky woman stops smiling and looks dumbfounded at Matt. Matt has his back to the woman.]]
[[Matt continues talking while the woman continues staring at him.]]
Matt: Actually, I've been doing that my whole life, so I guess I didn't really learn it here.
[[Matt casts a backwards glance at the perky woman, who is still staring at him.]]
[[Matt turns slightly towards the woman.]]
Matt: Um...communication skills?
[[The woman begins smiling again.]]
Perky woman: There you go!