JM: You know the semester has started in a college town when the streets are full of idiots again. Ian: Yeah. I don't remember being such a dumbass as a freshman. [[Male Freshman lights a stop sign on fire.]] Ian: However, I do remember hitting a point where boozeahol stopped being the most amazing thing in the world. JM: I guess there's worse things than going through society's four-year state-subsidized adult kindergarten. Ian: What the... What are they doing by our house? JM: But sometimes I wish they would keep the big-kid toys on the high shelves. Ian: Hey you kids! Get off my damn lawn! [[Off panel]] Male Freshman: Screw you, old man!