JM: You know the semester has started in a college town when the streets are full of idiots again.
Ian: Yeah. I don't remember being such a dumbass as a freshman.
[[Male Freshman lights a stop sign on fire.]]
Ian: However, I do remember hitting a point where boozeahol stopped being the most amazing thing in the world.
JM: I guess there's worse things than going through society's four-year state-subsidized adult kindergarten.
Ian: What the... What are they doing by our house?
JM: But sometimes I wish they would keep the big-kid toys on the high shelves.
Ian: Hey you kids! Get off my damn lawn!
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Male Freshman: Screw you, old man!