J.M: Hey, it's Jason. Ian: You know this guy?

J.M: Yeah. Jason, this is Ian. Ian, Jason.

Ian: You know, I've actually seen you before, walking around campus before with some really cute girl.

Jason: Helen?

[[Jason rubs head]]

Jason: Yeah, I just broke up with her, actually. I wanted to date other people.

[[Enraged, Ian lunges at Jason. As Jason cringes in fear, J.M tries to get out of Ian's way]]