[[Jon and Alan are seated with Nintendo 64 video game controllers in their hands while Ian stands, staring at them]]

Jon: Something Wrong, Ian?

[[Ian points at Jon]]

Ian: Jon, didn't you flunk out of college? What are you doing here?

[[Ian withdraws his index finger as Jon explains]]

Jon: Well, my dialup connection really sucks at home and there was nobody to play video games with, so I thought I'd stop by.

[[Jon looks away as Ian lowers his arm]]

Ian: Don't you live in Chicago?

Jon: I mean, my dialup connection really sucks.