Ian's art teacher: Take this piece for example: note how the background field of blue cut through with soft arches. Ian's art teacher: See how it has an almost feminine quality to it? To my mind, it evokes images of the natural world, the sky and sea, or, combining these two themes. The earth-mother. Now, who can tell me what THEY think is the symbolism behind this? Ian: That's apple's default desktop image. Ian's art teacher: I know that, Mr. McConville. Try to look deeper. Ian: WHEN I GET MY DIPLOMA, YOUR USELESS HEADS ARE MINE!