[[Ian sits in a darkened room with glowing computers. He is holding a course catalog and looking up thoughtfully.]]
Ian: A class on landscapes? I'm weak there, I should sign up for that.
[[In a brightly lit classroom, a young, pretentious professor lectures.]] 
Landscapes Professor: Before we start, you should know that I don't teach techniques. I teach... Landscapes 
Professor: IDEAS. After all, you can learn techniques anywhere.
Ian: Yeah, maybe I should go to ART SCHOOL.
[[Ian's voice is heard from the back of the classroom.]]
Ian: That's right, I said it! Graduating senior here, do your worst! 
Landscapes Professor: I can fail you and you won't graduate.
Ian: That's more worst than I'm ready for. Please continue.