Ian: Micah! Run for your life!
Ian: JM's evil twin is on the loose! He'll wreak unholy vengeance upon us all!
Ian: Oh no! Here he comes! [[Ian throws himself over balcony]]
[[Micah stands waiting. JM enters from left, sans goatee]]
Micah: I like the new look JM: Wouldn't having no goatee make me the good twin?
[[Ian peers up over the edge]]
Ian: Hey, that's true.