[[Ian stands outside of Mike's recording studio as he prods at his PDA with a stylus]]
PDA: Things to do tomorrow:
PDA: 1. Check back on scholarship application.
PDA: 2. Begin research on LIT 320 project.
[[In the recording studio, Mike runs by with his hands firmly holding
his headphones against his ears while Helen chases him with her arms
Mike: All right! I'll have sex with your roommate! Just stop bothering
[[With Mike and Helen now unseen again, Ian continues using his PDA,
seemingly unaffected by the scene]]
PDA: 3. Beat Mike within an inch of his life.