[[Ian is outside on the streets as a cheerful man stops him.]]
Man: Excuse me sir, would you like a free copy of the Watchtower?
Ian: Um, okay...
Ian: So the world as we know it is going to end pretty soon?
Man: Could be any day now.
Ian: And then only a certain number of people will go to Heaven, all of them from your organization.
Man: 144,000, according to the Book of Revelations.
Ian: How many members do you have now? Man: 988,000 in the United States, and 6 million worldwide!
[[Ian is at home playing his DS with JM.]]
Ian: I told him I was looking for a religion that gives better odds.
JM: God does not play dice with the universe. Apparently, it's more like Keno.