{{Guest strip by Jorge Rivas and Dave Trischuk}}
[[Ian is sitting down at his desk, preparing to turn on the computer in front of him]]
Ian: Well I hear PC's are harder to use the Mac's. Let's give it a try then.
[[The PC boots up and begins emitting ominous noises]]
<<WIRRRRRR>>
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[[The computer screen displays an error message]]
Computer: Critical error. Windows has detected a problem with NIC hardware Address 0x38fea29930a0 I/O d07f resource conflict in DC99x0.sys
[[Ian looks confusedly at the computer]]
Ian: What the... Computer: ha! you don't know what this means do you? I might as well talk to myself.
*monitor shutting down*
Ian: this is the voice of colossus. I have better things to do than acquiesce your pathetic whims, you mac loser
[[An enraged Ian begins screaming at the computer, while his old Mac sits idlely by]]
Ian: YOU...YOU THERMO-NUCLEAR RAZOR BLADE WITH A HEATSINK!
Mac: Bet you're sorry you got rid of me now, bitch!