[[Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie is on.]] Harry: Geh.. the basilisk's venom runs swift through my arm. I don't have much time left... Fawkes: Wark? <<SPARKLE!>> Harry: Of course! The tears of a phoenix contain healing powers. The poison is gone! Harry: Hmmm... that should work wonders on my hemroids. [[Harry is talking to Hagrid. The butt end of Fawkes is sticking out of his butt end.]] Harry: I have a problem.. Fawkes: WaRk [[Helen is sitting on the couch, Micah standing behind the couch.]] Helen: God damnit, Micah. This is why we can't watch Harry Potter together. Micah: He-hee