[[Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie is on.]]
Harry: Geh.. the basilisk's venom runs swift through my arm. I don't have much time left...
Fawkes: Wark?
<<SPARKLE!>>
Harry: Of course! The tears of a phoenix contain healing powers. The poison is gone!
Harry: Hmmm... that should work wonders on my hemroids.
[[Harry is talking to Hagrid. The butt end of Fawkes is sticking out of his butt end.]]
Harry: I have a problem..
Fawkes: WaRk
[[Helen is sitting on the couch, Micah standing behind the couch.]]
Helen: God damnit, Micah. This is why we can't watch Harry Potter together.
Micah: He-hee